-Deadpool is insecure
-Deadpool has chronic pain
-Deadpool is submissive in bed
-Deadpool is pansexual
-Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
-Deadpool is a blonde
-Deadpool’s initials are WWW
-Deadpool had an abusive father
-Deadpool’s mother died from cancer
-Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
-Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her
-Deadpool had a daughter
-Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
-Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
-Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
-Deadpool is good with kids
-Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong
-Deadpool hates himself
-Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
-Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
-Deadpool reads his own comics
Conclusion:
Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.
Let’s not forget:
- Deadpool knows sign language -Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can -Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before -Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm -Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable -Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times -Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving -Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect
-Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce” -Deadpool bought diapers for Hope -Deadpool has a dog
-Deadpool didn’t become like his dad
-Deadpool is a good person
-Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds
-Deadpool is broke 75% of the time
-Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man
-Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros” -Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.
It is the best goddamned thing you’ve seen all day.
Say hello to the Infinite Jukebox, an experiment in looping songs. See those curves cutting through the circle? What this bad boy does is analyze the song for similar beats and sounds, then randomly skips between said beats forever.
Yes, you heard me. Forever. With this piece of musical genius, you can literally play the same song for as long as you want - It will create the song that never ends.
was rumored to be related to the last ruling czar in russia
is actually around steve’s real age, if not older
“she is bio-technologically and psycho-technologically enhanced; an accounting that provides a rationale for her unusually long and youthful lifespan”
while in the Red Room, nat trained under the winter soldier and that’s where she got the name black widow
her husband alexi was the kgb’s answer to cap aka the red guardian
there were 26 other girls in the Black Widow Program
was the director of shield
actually does have superpowers that are similar to steve’s
she is classified by shield as a superhuman
she can lift 500+ pounds
“Natasha’s natural agility is heightened to a level greater than that of an Olympic gold medalist”
“Natasha’s bodily tissues have been augmented to the pinnacle of human development. Though she can be injured in the typical ways other humans can be, she possesses exceptional human strength, endurance, and stamina.”
“While she is susceptible to disease, the Black Widow has been enhanced by biotechnology that makes her body resistant to aging and disease and heals at an above human rate.”
“She is an Olympic class athlete, gymnast, acrobat and aerialist capable of numerous complex maneuvers and feats.”
“Natasha’s intellect is at level 3, putting her on par with Steve Rogers.”
“Natasha can hack into all computer systems without tripping any firewalls or security with ease.”
“Natasha is often [Cap’s] first choice as a second-in-command officer in the Avengers, enabling her to utilize all of talents.”
is actually the coolest avenger and has arguably the most interesting backstory in the marvel universe
Oh man, I thought I was going mad and woke up in a world where all of this wasn’t canon anymore. Thank God it is.
And yet, Disney’s Marvel franchise films will never portray Natalia as awesome as she really is.
*sighs*
Natalia is a strong female character, but because Disney has the princesses on lock, they don’t need to develop any other female characters for girls to emulate.
I could go running and racing, and dancing and chasing, and leaping and bounding, hair flying, heart pounding, and splashing and reeling, and finally feeling like now’s when my life begins!
Jackie Mitchell…a bad ass lady I had never heard of.
From her Wikipedia page: “Seventeen-year-old Jackie Mitchell, brought in to pitch in the first inning after the starting pitcher had given up a double and a single, faced Babe Ruth. After taking a ball, Ruth swung and missed at the next two pitches. Mitchell’s fourth pitch to Ruth was a called third strike. Babe Ruth glared and verbally abused the umpire before being led away by his teammates to sit to wait for another batting turn. The crowd roared for Jackie. Babe Ruth was quoted in a Chattanooga newspaper as having said:
“I don’t know what’s going to happen if they begin to let women in baseball. Of course, they will never make good. Why? Because they are too delicate. It would kill them to play ball every day.”
Next up was the Iron Horse Lou Gehrig, who swung through the first three pitches to strike out. Jackie Mitchell became famous for striking out two of the greatest baseball players in history.
A few days after Mitchell struck out Ruth and Gehrig, baseball commissionerKenesaw Mountain Landis voided her contract and declared women unfit to play baseball as the game was “too strenuous.”[5][10] Mitchell continued to play professionally,barnstorming with the House of David, a men’s team famous for their very long hair and long beards.[11] While travelling with the House of David team, she would sometimes wear a fake beard for publicity.”
TL;DR: teenage girl strikes out two of the greatest baseball players ever, teenage girl gets her contract voided, teenage girl plays baseball wearing fake beard
These guys were so fucking injured by a teenage girl’s awesomeness that they literally threw a hissyfit and hung up a sign that said “NO GIRLS.”
They gave up.
They couldn’t handle it.
Losers.
Teenage girls are amazing.
Here’s a friendly reminder of why the big leagues of sports aren’t co-ed.
It’s not to “make it fair” on women. It’s because men are scared of being beaten by women.
Here’s a friendly reminder of why the big leagues of sports aren’t co-ed. It’s not to “make it fair” on women. It’s because men are scared of being beaten by women. <—- THIS
